Not in your stomach !!

a totally not sexist sammich and is delicious and edible 100%, yasssssss

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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via dutchster)

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friesex:

"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"

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So me
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ぱんだ | m@かにかま下さい [pixiv]
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myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit
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staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via asahinaaoi)