Not in your stomach !!

a totally not sexist sammich and is delicious and edible 100%, yasssssss

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Permalink hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza
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slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

(via pizza)

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jesuschristvevo:

when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong

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(via thats-so-meme)

Permalink sesamestreet:

This is why you can’t play frisbee with Cookie Monster. 
Permalink lion:

my favorite topping
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painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: spenceromg, via dutchster)

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hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(Source: hvngers, via pizza)